Truth Be hind Cartoon: "Welscehs Juice Girl Sux Dick" is that 2 weeks AFTER, the cartoon"Welscehs Juice Girl Sux Dick" , the Girl who appeared in the commercial was, molested and forced to perform oral sex by an unamed man.

Which brings up the question, was this a strange coincidense or technological prophecy?

Hillary Clinton sux dick is more like it!

My new series will involve Colonel Bastardpants who is the biggest asshole the world has ever seen!
I'll keep this updated the series will be funny but I need to get the pilot episode out!

UPADATE: look for my series in Setember or October

This new movie will release a trailer here soon. But basiclly digital clocks come to town and ruin it but the mayor of clocktown does not do anything so Strawberry clock (who Is pissed off half the time at nothing, like most clocks) Goes on a killing spree with the vintage apple clock.
I hope to get it done by Clock Day but it might take longer than that. I was supposed to start it a week ago but I was very busy. I will work as hard as possible and I will try to get it submitted on clock day even if it is 11:59 PM.

UPDATE: In the future if any other Flash artists want to help me out with something just PM me and I'll see what I can do!

Well I don't actually, I just want to know what would make an interesting Clock Cartoon Flash?

I am now making a cartoon called Mall Suicide or some name like that where Chris Walken Clock gets depressed and wants to jump off the building! The only person who can help him is Strawberry Clock (but he's not the best clock for the job!)
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God damn kids stole my medicare along with there faggy lesbian hoard! They gave the missus alsheimers and now everytime she forgets to put her cloths on and goes outside some one calls the police and they beat her!

I saw those lesbians who live along the high way in my back yard again. Yeah me and the missus called the police. They told me that the god damn dikes were stealing my medicare!

Damn Kids Skate Boarding.. There are damn little teenagers skateboarding on the sidewalk in front of my house all the time! Me and the missus yelled at the god damned buffoons all the time but then they took our wellfare and the keep killing all of our plants! This is pissing me and the missus off! Those people at the missus's job keep questioning my wifes mental condition. What has american youth become?